parallel play

Parallel play refers to two or more people doing activities in the same space without significant interaction. It's common behavior for children developmentally, and is often done by neurodivergent people into adulthood.

Person A: My kid keeps drawing by me, but she won't talk to me or join what I'm doing. I she ignoring me?
Person B: That's just parallel play, she's connecting with you!
Person A: ..Parallel play?
Person B: Just read the text above us.

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Person A: Hey, wanna parallel play?
Person B: Sure, but you've gotta show me what you drew at the end of it!

by somedisabledper August 17, 2023

The Paralyzer [Paralyzer]

When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.

It was so funny when Dre did "The Paralyzer Paralyzer"to Stephanie.

by D-$ on Da Flo January 8, 2009

Hipster paralysis

A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.

I nearly tripped over this guy in full hipster paralysis on my way over here.

by Noumenontreal September 4, 2013

dickhead paralysis

occurs when you are surrounded by a dickhead.

eg. ahh i cant think right now, ive got dickhead paralysis. it only happens when im around dickhead's

by braddles April 12, 2014

fucking parallely

To show equal involvement during sex.

Guy 1 : dude, how was she last night??

Guy 2: bro , I thought she Will make the things akward, but she was fucking parallely last night bro.

by thakurSahaab May 16, 2016

Urinalysis paralysis

When you become too nervous to pee during a drug test. Can be caused by fear of testing positive or just plain situational discomfort.

Man, with the inspector standing right there, I got serious urinalysis paralysis.

by Hoser2 March 2, 2018

Puppy Paralysis

When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.

"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."

by Shaggy702 December 16, 2018