Plonkey

An unfortunate animal. This poor creature appears to be the result of some very peculiar genetic affiliations between an eccentric plattypus, hell bent on assimilating every other species and it's third victim, the donkey. The plight of the donkey as a species is now assured. The plattypus became a demented sexual fiend when it was spawned after the "original" beaver raped a duck.

"Shit what the shit is that humping your leg dude?"
"holy fucking jesusonapopcicle, thats a fuckin Plonkey"
"Your mama was a plonkiphile, you demented freak"
"That fucking beaver"

by sufhlke December 12, 2008

pelon

a man who is sexy and bald

jose is sexy because he is pelon.

by pfft June 20, 2006

plong

An unsual noise created by a elephant trapped in a jam jar.

"Can you hear that plong!"

by Felix_T May 14, 2008

Pilongo

A word used to describe someone who did something: Idiotic, Stupid, Homosexual related.

Francisco ran outside in his underwear holding a sausage in his hand, and waving it in the air, therefore he is a "pilongo"

by Alvaro Vega July 26, 2006

Kevorka Polonaise

The Kevorka, or "lure of the animal", was an attribute which rendered one irresistable to women according to Baltic mythology, probably originating in Latvia. Its eastern variant, the Kevorka Polonaise (literally, "Polish Kevorka") is much the same as its Baltic neighbor; however, it is reputedly accompanied by the scent of saddle-leather and borscht.

Lovers of freedom and open lands upon which to graze, those afflicted with the Kevorka Polonaise are also historically known as great lovers. However, their powers are almost exclusively limited to smuglianki.

See also: Saucisson Polonaise, smuglianki.

"Wow, that guy's Kevorka Polonaise is off the charts."

"Yeah... hey, are we near a farm?"

by Casper McFriendly September 26, 2006

Pilon

Pilon is a Mauritian slang word describing an homosexual person.This word is commonly used to make fun of someone while focusing on his homosexuality.

Guillaume is so ''pilon'' that he cums when he looks at a fireman.

by Seggae July 19, 2010

Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 is a slur used to describe how the person Mace is.

Lauren, AM, Rodrigo, Nick and Ben:

Hey Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 i hope you had a lovely day!

Mace: STOP BEING F**K**G MACEPHOBIC

by Maybe Stan Boy November 4, 2021