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posers

Alright, where shall I start? Hmm.. A poser is someone who tries to fit in with a certain crowds, or masks who they really are to fit in.
You shouldn't have to do this to be accepted.
I mean, don't say you skateboard when one, you have no idea how to in the first place, and two, you could get yourself into a conversation about skateboarding where you don't know what the hell you're even talking about.
I mean, why should it matter what crowd you fit into?
If you're naturally a scene kid, go ahead, keep on being scene. We like it.
If you're naturally a prep, be a prep. Who gives a flying leap?
If you're a prep, and you like a scene kid and you feel you have to change yourself so that they'll notice you, don't. They won't like it, and you won't like it. Besides, who knows? They may just like you for the way you are.

Ohh, and just because someone listens to Good Charlotte, doesn't mean that they're a poser. They just like them.

If a situation arises where you hear that someone likes Good Charlotte, talk to them. See if they like any other bands. Who knows? They could like A Cursive Memory or The Dreseden Dolls just as much.
..BUT, if they say, "Ohh yeah, Good Charlotte is like, so punk.", you have my permission to kick the shit out of them.

Good Charlotte is not punk, mmkay pumpkins?
but just because some people like them doesn't mean they're posers.
by Amberr July 11, 2006
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ProScript is a popular bot coded in msl (mIRC) for the IRC network SwiftIRC. It serves thousands of users every day. The majority of the commands are RuneScape related, but it also has support for many other games.
I use ProScript as my IRC Channels bot. It rocks!
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poser

everybody according to someone. in reality a poser is someone who pretends to be someone they are not. only acting a certain way because they want to be accepted. the problem is someone is going to call you a poser no matter what. the term has lost all meaning really. i once heard a jackass call marilyn manson a poser. really? who is he trying to be if not simply himself? so in short everybody is a poser apparently.
bob: have you listened to the new gwar album?

jack: you like gwar? you're such a poser.

bob: you're a fucking idiot. why do we even hang out?
by JONNYNEKRO May 14, 2011
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Property Brothers

Verb - To demolish something with a sledge hammer or maul, especially when related to home renovations.
Hey boo, the new cabinets I ordered are getting delivered today, so we gotta Property Brothers the kitchen.
by Mx. Reese September 30, 2017
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Proper 12

When you drink conor mcgregor whisky proper #12. And punch an old man in his face.
I had. Proper # 12 and gave a Proper 12.
by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019
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urban poser

(N) an urban poser is someone who writes their own names on Urbandictionary and makes they're name sound incredibly cool or awesome when in reality it is not.
Guy 1-"hey dude, I just added my name into Urbandictionary!"
Guy2-"cool. Lemme see...'A totally awesome guy that has a huge dong and gets all the ladies'.
Guy 1-"doesn't that describe me perfectly?"
Guy 2- "dude you're such an urban poser.
by sYK0t1Ck April 13, 2010
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party poser

Someone who hits the town every night not for their own enjoyment, but to impress the people who party.
Emily: Have you seen Lizzy? She goes out every night and then complains about being tired in class.

Katie: That's cuz she's a party poser, yo!
by EveryNightICannes March 20, 2011
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