thot proof

You can resist girls (thots) that always have a new boyfriend or in somecases she can't get one

Yo brian and mekhi yall see that girl over there go holla at her
Her she go to my school nd she a piranha thot said brian
And I don't love no thot and your thot proof mekhi told me

by dj thot proof May 24, 2014

Linus-proof

Slang term for "drop resistant" in the PC enthusiast community, originating from the running gag of Linus Sebastian, creator and host of Linus Tech Tips, dropping and breaking things.

"Hey Jake, I dropped the 10.000$ CPU and it's broken."
"Seriously? Again? They need to start making these things Linus-proof or we'll go bankrupt..."

by Bephen-Sturke December 21, 2021

Orgasmic Proof

The act of ejaculating semen on someone's body to show that they did not cum inside them.

Maria let john have sex with her without a condom. As a token of respect and not making her pregnant. He ejaculated on her as a reference of orgasmic proof.

by KayG February 27, 2018

wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 5, 2022

Where the proof

A little sentences 5 dumbass boys made up

Teacher :why are you talking and not doing your work

Student : where the proof

by Depriestmoolah21 October 13, 2019

Goof Proof

Free of goofism. Goofs not allowed or tolerated. Unpenetrable by goofs. Similar to a bullet proof jacket but instead of bullets substitute goofs.

I'm straight G. I'm goof proof.

by GoofProof187 March 15, 2021

tinder-proofing

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable

My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.

by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018