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Fuck promise

- Similar to a pinky promise but instead The person truly can’t break the promise and must stick to their word.

- If the person breaks the promise the person they fucked promised with will give them a huge punishment. Example: Befriend, break up, or even tell them to do something embarrassing in public. Anything!! The other person desires
Karen: I’m sorry! I fuck promise that I won’t spit in ur drinks anymore.
Kyle: Fine!! If you do it again you will have to watch me spit in all ur drinks for a week straight.
by Kinks May 20, 2020
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sean promise

A declaration or assurance made by a person who bumps into footballers all the time.

Everyone in Liverpool knows that a Sean promise is a real promise.
Jurgen Klopp is a close friend and I will bump into Jordan Pickford soon. A Sean promise is a real promise.
by bluebill October 19, 2020
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sean promise

the biggest promise a man can make, usually used by shithouse liverpool fans who carry round a purse.
i sean promise that ill have your nan sniffing lemo by midnight.
by lewis joyce October 20, 2020
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Swaraj Promise

To become a swarajist your promises should hold deep value and not to be taken lightly.
These are called swaraj promises
“I swaraj promise, I got my grandma pregnant.”
by CinnamonToastMunch March 20, 2022
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The Bedford Promise

a term describing when someone promises to do something with/for you. then for whatever reason, or there may be no reason behind it. either cancels on you or stands you up.
"I'm going on a date tomorrow"
"Oh yeah, make sure she doesnt pull the Bedford Promise"
by Always Big Rich May 11, 2009
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Promisex

A promise that involves sex. It could also refer to a promise that was involved while HAVING sex. Or, you know... a promise for sex later with anyone. >_>
Alan: THAT'S A PROMISEX! ;D Emily: OH BABY!
by Fap-Fap-Fap August 7, 2011
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bullshit promise

the promise you make to someone who you really don't want to talk to you. usually because you have to do something important or you just really don't like that person. after making this "promise", you some how get tangled up in something more important or you "have" to leave right then. this is a perfect example of a "white lie".
ex. "Just a second, I have to do this first, be right back."

"I just dropped a fat bullshit promise on Karen."
by Pvt. Twitchy February 13, 2007
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