polation

The act of travelling (swinging, perhaps) between two poles. Obviously.

A polation between concrete and abstract sounds appealing.

by everypolesagoal May 17, 2016

Poopation

The act of your bowels ceasing to excrete fecal matter from the colon, resulting in death.

Due to a lack of fiber in her diet, Ashley died of poopation.

by Sarkuliet July 1, 2011

Shag Promotion

When a person fucks their boss to get higher in their company/organisation

Worker 1: Looks like Jeff's going to get that raise
Worker 2: Don't count on it, Bob says he's going for a shag promotion

by umpirestrikesback June 25, 2005

Promotion Negro

A jpeg picture of a happy black man in a shirt and tie, jumped to from the porn you were looking at, when your boss enters the cubicle.

I was looking at some cool fakes of Megan Fox, but had to switch tabs to promotion negro, when my VP came over to see what I was working on.

by aaron28 January 4, 2012

Prosational

A cross between Professional and Sensational.

Did you see the size of that Hendry Steamer dude ? that was prosational !

by Bongus_Man August 15, 2008

Poocation

When one strives to get away from the mundane, overcrowded bathroom of his everyday building at work or school; he will wonder to different floors, or different buildings, in order to find a better bathroom eventually. Here it'll be more private, peaceful, and have a change of scenery- both architecturally and sexually (different dime pieces walking 'round)

Office drone 1: Hey man where's Mike? We gotta meeting soon.
Office drone 2: I think he's on poocation, the bathroom here stinks and the bitches are ugly.

by diginick September 9, 2016

precation masturbation

The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.

I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!

by RonnieRon February 6, 2017