floor prize

A nugget of marijuana, some cash, or anything of value
mistakingly found lying on ground/floor.

I was completely dry until I practically tripped over this
nice floor prize.

by kc94kc94 July 26, 2007

Prized Toe

The ability for a toe to create a touch ID on an iPhone.

That prized toe can unlock any phone!

by toeofficial April 12, 2015

prized cock

When a person acts like a complete and utter twat and doesn't realise it.

That guy is a prized cock and makes himself look like a complete idiot whenever he speaks.

by DEEJAY1 July 20, 2017

Consolation Prize

A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding

Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.

The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.

The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.

by Ima_cracra March 11, 2019

Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.

After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak

by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017

Wheel of Prizes

The worst punishment that any living being can endure. Worse than Guantanamo Bay and the death penalty. A circular wheel of prizes that never stops. originates from The Eric Andre Show

"Sinbad endured the 10th circle of Hell , the dreaded Wheel of Prizes"

by blorgusschlongus January 8, 2021

Nobel Piece Prize

Tongue-in-cheek nickname for a congratulatory reward dat involves a chick's giving you some a** instead of your receiving cash money.

Tiffany didn't have any gas-money to reimburse me for taking her grocery-shopping, so instead she gave me a Nobel Piece Prize afterwards.

by QuacksO March 19, 2021