Panini press

To sandwich oneself under an electric blanket with a weighted blanket on top of the electric blanket.

Its so rainy and cold that I am going to stay home and just panini press myself.

by Kelleycarnesofga October 4, 2021

Totes Pressed

Totally Depressed

Girl 1: Man, after that chick came back from her vacation, she's been totes pressed.

Girl 2: I know. Such a downer. We totes need to get her laid!

Girl 1: Totes presh, Girl! Totes presh!

by Totes pearly January 23, 2011

Lip Press

To place ones lips on another person, without puckering.
A gesture similar to a kiss, but lacking effort and/or passion.

Jim: I saw you kissing my girlfriend, Jack.
Jack: No worries Jim, it was just a lip press.

by Paige W December 24, 2007

Mating press

Mating press is a sexual term where a person drives their penis all the way into you until it’s at the base and keeps pressing into you while pulling you closer to it.

man i wanna be mating pressed by glamrock freddy so bad.
I heard you like mating press :)?

by anonymous February 5, 2022

Pressed Hams

Mooning someone out the window, and pressing your ass cheeks against the glass.

Jimmy was looking at me from outside the window, so i showed him the pressed hams

by dixon maface May 31, 2003

Bench Press

an exercise that is designed to maximise the size and strength of the pectorali as found on the male and female H. Homo Sapiens... Also is a favourite among power lifters, performed with weights usually in excess of 450 lbs...

by J. Michael Reiter July 22, 2003

press conference

When a female (or male) kneals in front of 3 or more naked men and takes their penises in her mouth one by one - as though they are microphones at a press conference

"Me, Jimmy and John held a press conference with the new girl in Sales today"

by bro-oss March 22, 2010