presidential dinner

The sense of dread you get when seeing someone naked for the first time because their body is nothing like you anticipated due to a government shutdown.

I brought becky home last night, man what a presidential dinner.

by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Presidential porn

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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.

by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020

Trump Presidential

The future name of all Trump hotels when he leaves office. The name won’t be reserved for just a luxury suite. This name will be used for all of the president’s hotels around the world. President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump speak, Trump armor, Trump chump, Trump army, hotels, Trump hotels

I am going to Vegas and I am going to stay at the Trump Presidential. It is going to be a big weekend.

by joecoolthefool December 11, 2017

Going Presidential

A sex act where you build a log cabin and then bone your lover inside the cabin.

Did you hear Dave and Josh were Going Presidential? That's some commitment.

by Sumfields August 10, 2018

Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.

by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017

Presidential

Instead of making derogatory remarks like, retard, faggot, nigger, spic, Jew, etc, let's use a word that has disappointed the masses for years, president or presidential for a more broad term.

Yo, bro, that was the most presidential thing I have ever seen!

You are the biggest president I have ever seen.

Dude, do you know him? You are a serious Pice President

by jcr987 August 29, 2019