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Presidential flame-out

The act of not knowing what to do or how to behave when you spontaneously meet the President of the United States (or meet him for the first time as staff), and you end up making a gigant ass out of yourself.
- Oh God, I met the President for the first time today... And I called him Donald.

- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.
by Toblucz February 7, 2017
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Presidential Portrait

Another word for a police photograph (mug-shot), in reference to the police photograph taken of the 45th president of the United States in the Fulton County jail in the year 2023.
The businessman committed tax evasion, so now he is being prosecuted and his Presidential Portrait is all over the news.
by Talos_Auto September 3, 2023
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presidential dinner

The sense of dread you get when seeing someone naked for the first time because their body is nothing like you anticipated due to a government shutdown.
I brought becky home last night, man what a presidential dinner.
by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019
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Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.
I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.
by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010
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Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then have them roll their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
Hey Cam, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could give her a presidential mask!
by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021
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presidential dinner

When you dress up for an elegant dinner and show up to the formal event but the food being served is fast food.
Yeah, I went to the event. It was a complete presidential dinner.
by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019
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Presidential Facial

When you go to Mount Rushmore and bust a nut on all four presidents.
Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!
by The_Russiann January 12, 2016
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