Pregnant Beef

When 2 pregnant women are in a malicious feud over which one of them is better at being pregnant.

LA: “OMG! Did you see Jesslyn absolutely GRILLIN’ Audra while waiting for table 52’s drink?? Now she’s talking soooo much shit!”

LER: “DUDE, I know!!!! It seems like she wasn’t making it for her on purpose...I think we got a Pregnant Beef on our hands here at the restaurant!!!”

by Ler420 September 9, 2019

Pregnant Duck

My wife looks like a cute little ducky. When she is pregnant

Aww baby you look. So cute just like a. Pregnant duck

by Geo Voom September 22, 2016

prison pregnant

When someone goes boop-boop in your beep-beep

When Cameron got out of jail he was prison pregnant!

by Max Gripper September 7, 2017

pregnant richard

richard is a very sensitive person and if you ask him if he’s pregnant he will deny it even though he is. he is having a boy and naming him “Mk”...richard will be a great mother to his baby!

me: “richard are you pregnant??”
richard: “nope”

pregnant richard

by pregnant richard January 16, 2019

crazy pregnant

Someone who has violated the law of coverage not once, but multiple times. The law of coverage states that you should avoid allowing the number of children from outnumbering the number of parents or combined number of parents and those willing to take care of the children full-time.

Kate was crazy pregnant. So was Octamom. As well as Michelle Duggar.

by LingoMasterMike September 27, 2011

pregnant mules

Although, seemingly impossible
There are some pregnant mules out there
Why is that significant?
Well, mules aren't supposed to be able to get pregnant.
It's nature's way of saying "This isn't right, so I'm stopping it."
Well, some way or another, there are pregnant mules, alive and breathing, even as you read this..
Be afraid....
Be VERY afraid

"So guess what I found out."
"What?"
"There's a pregnant mule in Wyoming"
*Dramatic silence*
"Pregnant Mules Will Attack You In Your Sleep, Then Take Over The World!!!!!!"
*Runs away screaming*

by Kadie-Lee May 20, 2008

I'm Pregnant

What you don't want to hear if you don't want to have kids. However, you wouldn't have had to if you didn't cave in to your Girlfriend's or Wife's demands to have them.

Laura: I have something to say.
Robert: What do you have to say?
Laura: I'm Pregnant
Robert: Shit

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021