Alien vs. Predator

When the two fattest, most hideous people you know hook up with each other

I witnessed Alien Vs. Predator when I walked in on Casey and Emily hooking up, and I immediately lost my eyesight and wept myself to sleep. I then contacted my therapist as I contemplated suicide, not being able to get that horrendous image out of my head.

by MitchMartinez333 April 6, 2009

Gaybook Predator

A male homosexual who utilizes the popular social network Facebook to make advances on his prey. Prey, in this case, are other members of Facebook that the Predator sees as desirable and available. The Gaybook Predator is characterized as having little concern for the privacy of others, freely making inquiries into the sexual preferences of others in an effort to see who he can hunt. After finding a target, he tends to make pseudo-friendly and vapid responses, to appear approachable, and make the prey feel more intelligent. The Gaybook Predator is consistently bad news.

Note: Definition is not necessarily related to the actual Gaybook.

Clarence: "There's this guy who keeps messaging me on Facebook. He kept asking me if I was guy, but he seems nice. Kind of dopy though"
Tom: "Gaybook Predator! AVOID AVOID AVOID"

by Cyrus0 August 18, 2011

Preptard

A preptard, is basically a prep in general. Most preps are preptards. You know, preps, the snotty rich girls that think they're all that, that DESPISE emos for some God-knows reason. Studies show that %98 of preps are preptards, so the entire name should permanently named of such.

I dress in all black, and I listen to "emo" music. Apparently, some people don't mind their own business and have a problem with that. That specific group of jerks are called Preptards.

by XxROKUxX July 21, 2009

pretard

A person who is so incredibly stupid that they aren't even a full retard. Also describes someone who is very stupid and on their way to becoming a full fledged retard.

Joan - Steve is a "pretard".
Jim - A pretard?
Joan - Yeah, he's so stupid he's not even a retard.

by awsomedmd September 28, 2006

Pretard

(n) 1. One who is too stupid to be a retard. 2. One who will require a net gain in intelligence to be considered merely retarded.

I told my brother the pretard that he could borrow my car last night, if he'd put some gas in it. He put in just enough to get home, so now it's sitting in the driveway and out of gas.

by Blue Hornet December 28, 2005

The Predator

You pull out and stand over your partner while they yell, "Come on! I'm here! Do it!", until you supersoak her.

Bonus points if you are Carl Weathers.

Last night we were sooo drunk we went at it for a while and before you know it, we were into The Predator for the big finish.

by Mr. Fontana March 12, 2009

pretard

In ebay, knowledgeable ebay buyers refer to inexperienced ebay buyers who unknowingly bid early (hours or days) before the end of the auction, and thereby spoil the auction, hence they are called pretards. 'Pre' for 'early' and 'tard' for 'retard'

To win as a buyer at ebay you never place your bid for something earlier than the last 1 or 2 seconds before an auction runs out. That way the buyer (whoever it is) always wins with his best or lower price. Google pretard ebay or
see link for more details on best way to bid on ebay.
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The guy placed a bid for an item on ebay and the auction doesn't even end for another week. What a pretard. I'm not going to bid on that.

by spock here captain March 26, 2011