Poseidon's RimJob

When you take a shit and the water splashes so hard directly on your asshole that it becomes clean enough you don't have to wipe anymore.

Joe: Have you ever used a bidet?
Jeff: I didn't need it, i got the Poseidon's RimJob!

by Quiry January 3, 2023

Poseidon's Rimjob

"Dude, your toilet just have me a Poseidon's Rimjob. Lower the water pressure."

by Pseudomoose December 31, 2020

holy shit it’s the guy who can bench press 225! POSEIDON!

by Hooban Mo November 24, 2021

Same as Poseidon's kiss, but the water splashes so high that it covers your lower back

Matheo took a very heavy dump, thus causing a Poseidon's backshot

by Corkerstein December 27, 2023

When you have a piercing through the tip of your cock and then you ejaculate and the cum goes three different ways

he showed Poseidons Trident, when he came it hit me in 3 different places

by hellboybaby666 May 4, 2023

When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.

I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.

by Sifi999 November 3, 2021