poseidon's embrace

When dropping a deuce and warm water splashes you from below.

Installing the heated toilet turned poseidon's kiss into an enjoyable poseidon's embrace.

by crushnsandos July 27, 2023

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.

While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.

by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022

Poseidon

Poseidon is when you receive a “Blumpkin” on the toilet and the bidet is rinsing your ass.

The bidet is tickling your booty-hole, while you’re receiving a blow job.

After taking a shit, I used the bidet to rinse my ass. While the bidet is splashing my asshole, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you the “Poseidon”.

by Captain Kobe February 2, 2025

Sneezing Poseidon

When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.

I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019

Poseidons Trident

When you have a piercing through the tip of your cock and then you ejaculate and the cum goes three different ways

he showed Poseidons Trident, when he came it hit me in 3 different places

by hellboybaby666 May 4, 2023

Poseidon's Glove

When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.

I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.

by Sifi999 November 3, 2021