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Pervert

what all 7th grade boys are
Taylor: Bryce is such a pervert

Bryce: So is ur mom in bed

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by JIMMY JOHNSON! April 28, 2009
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urban pervert

a fagot author that spends too much time on this site. Don't get me wrong this site is great ... but man! get a life!
Hi I'm urban pervert i have fun making definitions like penis vagina and custard canon.
by General Asswipe February 3, 2007
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Pervert

A word prudes use to describe the natural fact that men enjoy the way women look.

Heck, where would we be if men did not like the way women looked? That's right, extinct!!!
Did you see that guy looking at her ass, what a pervert.
by Concerned Citizen 100 March 22, 2009
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Pervert

Anyone who gets sexual satisfaction from doing something unusual. Definitions of "perverted" behavior vary depending on who's using the word. To a ninety-six-old-old grandma, tongue kissing may be see as perverted. To a twenty-one-year-old guy, smearing chocolate sauce all over his girlfriend's body and licking it off while she's tied up isn't.
One person's pervert may be another's kinky.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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Urban Pervert

An author who is homophobic and likes corrective rape, and really just all kinds of not okay sexual harassment. Probably has never had a girlfriend. Or talked to a girl.
Hiiiii I am Urban Pervert I have no friends so I spend all my time masturbating or on urban dictionary yay for me and my insular, fucked-up lifestyle.
by Lezzzbefeminists December 28, 2010
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Thunder Bastard Poverty Sicles

n. Warm weather snack, highly efficient anti-boredom tool.

Take one of the ready-mixed packages of Kool-Aid lemonade and sink the entire package in a pitcher of water. The higher concentration, the better. After all the Kool-Aid dissolves, get a bottle of lemon juice concentrate. Add as much as you feel like, a lot or a little, it really doesn't matter. After you stir that in for awhile, pour the mix into an icecube tray, cover it in saran wrap, and put toothpicks in each one, making poverty sicles. The end result will be a sickeningly sweet lemonade popsicle.

However, you don't have to use lemonade mix, or even the ready-made Kool-aid packages. You can use any flavor, just so long as you get the sugar right (or wrong, depending). I recommend a minimum of 10 packets if you're going to go that route, then fill the pitcher about halfway and add as much sugar as the water will hold. Test, correct where needed.
Tyler drew the short straw and had to test the first batch of Thunder Bastard Poverty Sicles. He took one lick and about went into sugar shock.
by Kyren Graves September 27, 2005
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pervert

Someone who seems to turn every conversation into something related to sex.
I.E. Shigure Sohma. Miroku. ....Blah blah blah...
Shigure: High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls~~~!
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
by Sakura The Pocky Goddess June 28, 2005
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