a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun
by barclay shabba May 6, 2008
Whipping someone else’s porridge Is when you have sex with a girl just after someone else came in her.
John was Whipping someone else’s porridge
by My Man Jerry January 13, 2018
by Fhille June 15, 2019
by Fhille June 14, 2019
A “porridge sopper” is someone who is less then the average human being in all ways, and struggles to do the most basic of tasks such as dressing themselves.
by Curly burger May 28, 2023
The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.
I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.
by Trash Hair December 25, 2017
Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast
by Checkmate September 27, 2015