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pump action porridge gun

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun
he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse
by barclay shabba May 6, 2008
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Whipping someone else’s porridge

Whipping someone else’s porridge Is when you have sex with a girl just after someone else came in her.
by My Man Jerry January 14, 2018
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porridge snorter

a young girl that dosnt like to spit.

A cum guzzler.
"hey Bob, you see that young lass over there? I bet she's a right porridge snorter"
by Finbarkinell January 27, 2010
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Orphan Porridge

(noun): the act of space docking (anally) while which the delivering party of the space dock has a pronounced case of diarrhea.
"Bro, I was totally going to space dock Krystal last night, but it turned out to be orphan porridge."
by Muhahahaha! December 5, 2013
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porridge friend

That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like
"She is so nice you can't help but like her"
"Yeah she is a total porridge friend"
by JuviaViolet December 7, 2016
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salty porridge

An unexpected turn of events usually involving personality changes
Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast
by Checkmate November 11, 2015
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Porridge

A term referencing to male sperm cells
How much porridge did yo girl eat last night?
by aquamos29 October 14, 2018
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