Pornhub

A better quality YouTube.

Mommy, what's PornHub?
'its a better quality youtube, my dear."

by TomiokaGiyuuSImp April 10, 2022

pornhub daddy

A Male you have sex with while watching pornhub.

- oh see john over there? his is my pornhub daddy.
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
-girl I heard john is your pornhub daddy!

by AnonymousRogue April 16, 2020

Pornhub

The website I go to beat the shit out my dick

#pornhub #masturbation

by Wolfythewolf March 20, 2020

pornhub

something that 18+ must watch

stop looking up pornhub not for u

by iamkingbeedaddy November 3, 2022

Pornhub

A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.

If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.

A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.

by Follower of Kun March 13, 2023

Pornhub

A place to go with incognito mode or browser history deletion. If your parents monitor the network, the idk like get a vpn. A good one is proton vpn. Its free, and works on most devices.

*dad walks in*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*

by click to get v bucks February 15, 2023

Pornhub

What the fuck are you doing searching pornhub? you goddamn know what that is.

Bob: what is Pornhub
Mom: you try to search it up, honey

by rassgsfdsfgsdg January 27, 2020