by TomiokaGiyuuSImp April 10, 2022

- oh see john over there? his is my pornhub daddy.
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
-girl I heard john is your pornhub daddy!
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
-girl I heard john is your pornhub daddy!
by AnonymousRogue April 16, 2020

#pornhub #masturbation
by Wolfythewolf March 20, 2020

stop looking up pornhub not for u
by iamkingbeedaddy November 3, 2022

A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.
If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.
If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.
A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.
by Follower of Kun March 13, 2023

A place to go with incognito mode or browser history deletion. If your parents monitor the network, the idk like get a vpn. A good one is proton vpn. Its free, and works on most devices.
*dad walks in*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*
by click to get v bucks February 15, 2023

by rassgsfdsfgsdg January 27, 2020
