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Mexican Pop-tart

A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.
We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.
by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022
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Pop Tart Stalking

When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide
* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom

Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
by poptart pretender August 31, 2011
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Fudge Sundae Pop Tart

Basically heaven in your mouth and not anything sexual. Fudge sundae pop tarts taste lit.

Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.
Person 1: I just had a fudge sundae pop tart!
Person 2: Can I have one?

Person 1: go away
by russian cat. June 28, 2023
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Pop tart

the new hot slang term used to describe a challenged person that popped out of the toaster that way.
karen: you cant joke about that how would you feel if your kid came out developementally challenged
offending everybody: developmentally challenged, I prefer the term pop tart.
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by offended by everyone February 16, 2024
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Pop-tart

Code word for an awesome guy/dick.
Golly, that dude is such a snack, I want his pop-tart in my oven!
by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017
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Scandinavian pop tart

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018
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Pop-tart

When you put your pop-tart in the toaster you’ve got a hoe on the go.
by Jumbaliah August 22, 2019
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