Douche Popsicle

A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.

Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.

by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010

nigger popsicles

when it is too cold to steal

Man, its fucking nigger popsicles outside.

by Micr0nutz January 15, 2007

warm popsicle

A dick in your mouth.

Multiple ways of use. Ie: If your girl doesn't like sucking dick tell the bitch to imagine a warm popsicle and love it.

Hey mom! I was going to town on Billy's warm popsicle the other day and it seemed rather small. Anything you can do to help me out with that?

by Adam October 28, 2004

dirty popsicle

when a man inserts his penis into his sexual partners anus and then pulls out and has feces (shit) on his penis, and then receives part of a blow job from a second sexual partner before re-inserting his penis into the first ones anus and repeating aforementioned actions

friend 1:dude last night i walked in on my room mate getting it on with two chicks
friend 2: damn he's good
friend 1: naw dude he gave her a dirty popsicle, it was nasty
friend 2: damn thats fucking gross

by NAMtheMANwithNOplan October 3, 2010

nigger popsicle

When it's too cold outside to steal

Man, It's nigger popsicle outside

by FranticIce January 19, 2007

popsicle

sometimes used as a sex toy for nasty sluts

ew ashley used a popsicle as a dildo

by CH45S5 3R April 8, 2009

Mexican popsicle

When you ensert 1/3 cup of any multi-purpose glue into your asshole. Steadly insert a popsicle stick into your asshole sqeeze your ass shut and hold for 25 minutes. when glue has dried ensert a butterknife into your asshole and pry the surrounding glue open until the popsicle comes out. Then enjoy.

For better results try using a popsicle stick with jokes on it

Tim: Dude my asshole hurts so bad
Casey: No shit but at least you got to enjoy that mexican popsicle

by Moldymoonpie February 17, 2010