poodle pop

a sexy man to whom you refer to in child-like terms in order to come across as sweet and cute
Barbie : hey poodle pop, how was your day?
Ken: just great baby, I missed you.
by kerry c September 12, 2006
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ramen poodle

An unattractive person who has hair that resembles instant noodles.
whoa did you see that chick?" - Yeah I did, total ramen poodle.
by SOLARMOON July 19, 2010
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poodle oiler

Ugh, you're such a poodle oiler!
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poodle wrestler

a poodle wrestler is someone that rises to very small challenges and overcomes them. Original from the lyrics of "Mr Apollo" by The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.
Sorry, providing an example is just too challenging.
by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003
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Poodle Fucked

When someone's hair is poofy and somewhat wavy, looking as if their head was fucked up the anus by a poodle.
Fuck, poodle
Shea's hair always looks like she was poodle fucked.
by Forgotten-one December 01, 2005
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Angry Poodle

A sexually based revenge move for women, which entails:

A woman getting in the dominant 69 position with her man and then simultaneously biting his scrotum, defecating on his face and barking like a poodle.
Dude, did you hear how Penelope got revenge on Charlie for that flip and rip? She gave him an angry poodle!
by JMac_attack February 14, 2011
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poodle shooter

"Poodle shooter" is a derogatory term for the M-16 and M-4 family of rifles with which the U.S. military is armed. This stems from the fact that the M16, M16A1, M16A2, M16A3 and M16A4 (the "M-4") fire the 5.56mm cartridge, a cartridge that many soldiers and Marines think is underpowered for combat operations. Prior to the Vietnam War, the Army and Marines were armed with he M-14 rifle, which fires a much more powerful cartridge, the 7.62mm NATO round. During the Iraq War and the war in Afghanistan, the M-16 and M-4 proved to be inadequate to the task of longer-range combat engagements and the M-14 rifle was brought out of mothballs and issued to some units.
"Man, this M-4 sucks. Did you see that? I hit that hajii at least three times and he just kept running!"

"I know. The M16 is such a damned poodle shooter. It would be embarrassing except our lives depend on these shitty rifles."
by LowProfile88 July 25, 2009
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