turd polisher

A turd polisher is someone who trys to fix or improve somthing that is beyond help and definatly not worth fixing.

jac is a proffesional turd polisher he repairs ford pintos

by arm the homeless August 16, 2005

Polish Harvest

The act of using a turnip or any root vegetable as a butt-plug then pulling it out. Dookie remains on the end of the vegetable like pulling it out of the earth.

Little Natey celebrated the beginning of Fall by having a Polish Harvest in his bed chambers.

by eL_dao October 01, 2023

Polish Run

When someone scores 25 in a round of Hearts, getting every point except for one.

James always tried to shoot the moon while playing hearts, but he only ever scored a Polish run.

by jjack the ripper 2020 November 25, 2017

Polish Lightbulb

A deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact. It is believed to have originated from Poles trying to change a lightbulb.

The Polish Lightbulb deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact.

by Hugh Man September 13, 2012

sausage polisher

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!

by sbo January 19, 2014

Polish Newspaper

Oral Sex performed onto someone while they are on the toilet.

Bobby was drunk last night so Tina gave him a polish newspaper he'd never forget.

by Clump Chlumpkins November 07, 2013

The Polish Snowcone

The act of eating a mans semen out of a fleshlight.

Jason performed The Polish Snowcone after eating his own semen from the Fleshlight that he ejaculated into.

by 84urnumba4lumba February 28, 2020