Pokerstared

Verb; referring to the action of having a fellow poker player reap the rewards of a unfavourable river card in a hand that they should have folded long ago.

I was playing poker against some donkey that was obviously new to the game. I had three Jacks he had a nothing until the river card completed his gut-shot strait. The bastard totally Pokerstared me.

by Roxyhound March 24, 2008

pokerz

Lolcat speak for poker.

Oh hai guise, I was playing teh pokerz last night and I won 5 cheezburgers.

by CLawnsby August 11, 2010

Pokerage

(v.) To rage pokemon on any nintendo system like a complete boss.

The other day was a massive pokerage fest. My charizard gained 32 levels.

by aquavir April 9, 2011

pokermanship

A word coined by a self acclaimed expert home player, meaning- A move in poker that allows the player to have his way with the game by using conniving intelligence.

The player in 5th position used excellent pokermanship while playing the last hand.

by ADAMIZER September 18, 2014

pokered

When you don't give a shit at a given time, a state of mind

She was extremely pokered last night.
I feel so pokered right now.

by edgy chav November 29, 2017

butt poker

playing poker while using your butt as the main currency.

After a long game of butt poker, we were all to sore to sit down.

by superbrett January 3, 2012

spicy poobers

A spicy poober is when you eat a very spicy food and you take a shit that burns the fuck out of your ass crack and your ass hairs when you shit

Justin Bieber took a spicy poobers after eating a dozen jalapeños.

by Spicypoobers July 12, 2016