Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.

‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’

by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021

poaches

Illiterate term used for common household insects, also known as cockroaches.

"Aaron, your shoes are attracting poaches."

by oxycodiene June 25, 2008

Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

poached

Having had anal sex with no lubricant

I can’t believe you’re not sore after you poached Jonathan!

by rain coat June 23, 2022

tattoo poaching

Gaining clients by meeting them at a tattoo parlor and undercutting their pricing as well.

I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2024

power poaching

Locating outlets and plugging in your mobile device(s) at your current location to avoid the dreaded dead battery. Usually involves sneakily searching the perimeters of rooms and creatively relocating chairs to sit next to charging devices.

While I attended an all-day conference, I had to sneak in some power poaching in order to charge my cell phone.

by BethB July 26, 2016

poached james

A dance move where you jump into a bath of water and wiggle like the disgusting crocodile you are

Breaking News: Florida Man Arrested For Doing The Poached James At A Child's Birthday Party. Locals Say Man Had Just Lost A Dare

by surelyiamblue February 16, 2020