Sport invented in Australia where you lie flat on your stomach while someone else takes photographs and uploads them onto the internet.
by Planker#1 June 18, 2011
Get the Planking mug.To lie face down with an emotionless face, arms to the side, in a rigid manner. Can be done by anyone on anything to make an impressive picture. It is proper to have a picture taken of oneself planking and post it on Facebook. Originated by British Rugby player David "Wolfman" Williams
Jim- What is that idiot doing laying on the park bench face down looking like a zombie
Bob-Ohh he's just planking dude.
Bob-Ohh he's just planking dude.
by KyleBFC June 19, 2011
Get the Planking mug.Lying flat and straight, face down on as small a surface as possible. The weirder or more dangerous the location the better.
by letsgoplank June 19, 2011
Get the Planking mug.When a person or persons lie flat and rigid face down with both palms pointed down, usually across two surfaces not meant to be lied on. Originating in Australia
Jeff: check out my mad planking skills
Frank: dude you just planked across two buses, this is going on facebook
Frank: dude you just planked across two buses, this is going on facebook
by Jaywalrus July 10, 2011
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Bro look at the Plankerz: Ryan (RyPlank), Bravo (Splinter), Jensen, Brian, and CJ. They're Planking like pros.
Fan 2:
They are pros.
Bro look at the Plankerz: Ryan (RyPlank), Bravo (Splinter), Jensen, Brian, and CJ. They're Planking like pros.
Fan 2:
They are pros.
by $$Lumber$$ August 6, 2011
Get the Planking mug.John Was making that pussy meow and Molly loved it and yelled thank you for plucking that kitty cat
Let's make sure that Jeffery doesn't find out. Don't think he would like me plucking that kitty cat
Let's make sure that Jeffery doesn't find out. Don't think he would like me plucking that kitty cat
by Sugarsosweet July 21, 2013
Get the Plucking that kitty cat mug.Planking is the act of lying down, completely straight and stiff, in an absurd or random place and taking a photo.
When performing a Plank:
1: You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2: Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3: Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4: You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5: Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk, unless you are a seasoned Planker.
6: First Aid should never be far away. Ice, Bandaids, Cast Plaster, needle and thread, emotional support and a quick escape route need to be on hand.
7: Every Plank that is captured must be named. Etc, "Cow Plank", "Letterbox Plank"
When performing a Plank:
1: You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2: Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3: Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4: You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5: Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk, unless you are a seasoned Planker.
6: First Aid should never be far away. Ice, Bandaids, Cast Plaster, needle and thread, emotional support and a quick escape route need to be on hand.
7: Every Plank that is captured must be named. Etc, "Cow Plank", "Letterbox Plank"
by bharrie June 8, 2011
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