Platonic Friend 

1.sometimes when a man wants a women yet he knows she is grossed out/creeped out/not attracted to him he will attempt to get close to her claiming to be merely a "platonic friend".

2.when a women wants to be gentle to a man and not go out with him she may use a phrase similar to " I jsut want to be a platonic friend"

1. Chris wanted Kristen but knew he could never have her so he claimed he just wanted to be a platonic friend

2. Jodie Foster turned down John Hinckley by saying she just wanted to be his platonic friend.

Platonic Friend by LC Vince GT May 21, 2006

Platonic Shadow

A friend of the opposite gender, with whom you have no sexual tension or chemistry. Deinfed in the footnotes of Douglas Coupland's book Generation X. A nonsexual friendship with a member of the opposite sex. Douglas Coupland later admitted to being gay.

Natalie and Scott sat on the couch, watching a movie in his dimly lit basement.
Although they were both straight, and not signifigantly unattractive people, their relationship was completely nonsexual.
Natalie: You're my favorite Platonic Shadow, M'dear.
Scott: You made that term up, didn't you?
N: It's from a book by Douglas Coupland.
S: I don't care, I'm trying to watch this shitty movie.
N: Sorry.

Platonic Shadow by NatalieFack. September 5, 2007

platonic friends 

Someone you meet on not4dating.com

friends without benefits - platonic friends

platonic friends by Steve to the izzo March 24, 2009

Platonic Friend 

A nice way for a woman to say he is a dick in a glass jar waiting to be busted open at any ginen moment...

Mandy dates Charlie and clams Bob to be her platonic friend, however if Charlie steps out of lines one more time Mandy will bust open her dick in a glass jar!

Platonic Friend by andamay August 7, 2006

platonic kiss 

cheating!

Ok, yeah.. it was platonic kiss I'm sorry it won't happen again.

platonic kiss by heaaaanaaay July 12, 2016

platonic cuck 

To be overshadowed by your best-friend's other friends in friend-level.

"anyways, do you know that feeling when your best friend has better best friends, so you have that feeling of perpetual loneliness even though you have plenty of people to talk to?"
"You're such a platonic cuck."

platonic cuck by n3wooln3wool April 11, 2017

Platonic Solid 

A boner you get from a person who has friendzoned you.

I thought I had gotten over Catherine, but my platonic solid proved otherwise.

Platonic Solid by ThradOvvhrs March 28, 2020