Perfection Poop

A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.

n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.

Perfection Poop.

Sally: "Did you just...?"

Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."

Sally: "I love you so much."

by damountainous October 23, 2011

Perfect Friend Complex

The Perfect Friend Complex is a mental disorder not really recognized by many people which makes some people feel like they always have to be a perfect friend to their friends and mates. This is usually a provoked by someone getting dumped by a group of friends too many times without being told why. That makes them anxty to know their wrong which they aren't told. Which in turn makes them always feel like they have to be Perfect to evade that from happening again.

I have been dropped by friends without being told why so many times I have developed a Perfect Friend Complex.

by Person#593748 May 31, 2019

perfectpenis

one of the sweetest, funniest people to ever know. perfectpenis, aka mushroom, is a person who would give you a caprisun if you were crying and then a hug. mushroom is so sweet and deserves the world.

“Hey did you see that hot sexy babe right over there? I heard they follow perfectpenis, and are friends with them too! That makes sense why they’re so hot and attractive!”

by sturniolosbff June 7, 2021

Language Perfect

A website for learning languages. It now also supports doing other things, such as Art and English

It can also be used when someone uses fowl language.

Hey mate, language perfect!

by yummy bees June 5, 2015

human perfection

the person reading this ;))

you are such human perfection. ilysm babe <3

by milliebrown40 May 18, 2019

“Gooooooooood that's perfectly clear”

A sarcastic response to someone when you think they have told you something retarded or inaccurate but you don’t want to spook them into quitting.

“Gooooooooood that's perfectly clear”... I appreciate your work product but please do it again.

by GTPC November 23, 2011

Angus thongs and perfect snogging

A film that came out when you were 12 and you thought this would happen in high-school but there was never a Robbie or your mum would let you rent a nightclubs for your 15th

"Ya seen that film called Angus thongs and perfect snogging its bloody ace,but title never happen to you Georgia"

by Gerty3 December 6, 2016