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The Tom Perkins Initiative

A post recession initiative set out by the 1% lead by Tom Perkins. With a net worth of over $8 Billion and growing, Tom has set out to save the 1% by declaring that the richest 1% are more equal than the rest of the 99%. Therefore, a person paying their fair share of taxes should get that equally in votes. Thus, eroding any opportunity of an American Dream and deeming the rest of the 99% unimportant. Some theories around the Initiative of the 1% are giving Tom Perkins all the money in the world and have him playfully wave it in the presence of starving children while dropping off the worlds currency to other billionaires who follow in his footsteps. Tom has devoted his life to money and feels that the Initiative to save the 1% ties in to how valued you are as a human being.
Person A: It's crazy to see in the future that there are less and less scientists and more and more McDonalds factory workers making ends meat.

Person B: True. The news just wrote a story about The Tom Perkins Initiative and it's role in turning all College Institutions in the last 30 years into Corporations to enhance shareholder value.
by oj.did.itzzz February 22, 2014
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Perkies

An exercise program most notably done by Opal Crankshaft. Done in a mirror in order to maintain the 'perky' expression on Opal's face.
Opal: Hey Martha, your face is sagging. You've got to do some perkies!

Martha: What the heck are perkies? I've never heard of that in all my 70 years.

Amos: Ten hut! A little facial PT, huh?

Opal: Yeah, you should try this. You're gonna love it! I do it all the time.

Amos: Might as well. If it's gonna make Martha look good it might make me look good too!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 18, 2010
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peritonitis

inflammation of the peritoneum, often accompanied by pain and tenderness in the abdomen, vomiting, constipation, and moderate fever.
My Stomach feels like it is going to explode I must have peritonitis.
by strawbarihelper March 3, 2008
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bethan perkins

shes a whore who sleeps around with your mates brothers
dang jodie did a bethan perkins on sian! rudeeee
by safetybro April 29, 2010
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peskitarian

A person who tries to wear a "I'm saving the animals" badge, with going to little to no effort, by eating fish instead of our 4-legged friends (GM Chicken).

They are considered annoying, as they have no moral grounding, hence the play with words, "Pesky"+"tarian".
'Yeah I don't like to eat animals, only fish as they have no feelings and have short memories'

'Oh I c, ur a Peskitarian...'
by Joshua Langley May 16, 2007
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Harry Perkilo

The combination of a segment of Perkiset pill and a drink called a Burnsville style Hairy Buffalo (any and all possible mixers to be combined with Karkov Brand Vodka.)
"Lets mix this power aid with orange juice and that last bit of Rockstar into all of the Karkov Brand Vodka we have left and pour them into those two empty handles. That Harry Perkilo fucked me up so bad I can't spell Perkicet."
by Marko Se7en September 11, 2007
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Mister Perkins

A substitute who always has stuble


--->booty
Mister Perkins let all the kids leave class to go smoke. Weed.
by Mason November 30, 2004
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