penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben(both the human and the rice) When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

by KENthebird August 9, 2017

jesse parker

the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)

girl: OMG IS THAT JESSE PARKER!!!???!?!??
girl2: OMG SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTT, I WANNA DATE HER

by StraightNotFound_ June 6, 2022

Indianapolis Nut Packer

Whilst engaging in a doggy style bone session...The challenging yet eloquent art of gripping one's cock and ball pouch with the dominant hand and swiftly inserting the meaty package into the unsuspecting anus of the sexual partner. Sans lube.

Man, Sage was so hammered last night that I threw her an Indianapolis Nut Packer and she barely flinched!

by El Pablo Guapo Dos January 12, 2017

parker girl

One-of-a-kind, intelligent, witty, classy, and stylish a parker girl can pull any guy including professional athletes and heirs. They are ridiculously gorgeous and the center of all parties, one should consider themselves very lucky if they ever get a chance with a parker girl.

Dude I hooked up with a parker girl last night, I pray to God she calls me back.

by pcs2009 April 25, 2008

Parker

Parkers are usualy amazing. They are aggressive, they are great in bed. They are amazing boyfriends. Parkers have a great sense of humor, they make you laugh and they have funny yet very cute facial expressions. Parkers will make you smile no matter what mood you are in they will make you one happy camper and they help you with any issues you have. Parkers are amazing people and are aggressive, if you know what i mean.

girl- dang im sore
girl 2- o it must be parker
girl- yah he is so aggressive

by sambina003 October 29, 2008

packer

For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.

Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:

Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.

Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".

by Sally Griffin September 14, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker Effect

When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.

Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.

Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.

by alecb July 25, 2007