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The Online Wandering Jew

A person who gets banned from forums a lot and is never accepted in online communities and thus hops from one community to another looking to be accepted like historically when Jews were expelled from various countries due to anti Semitism thus migrating from one country to the next looking for acceptance.
After being banned from the twentieth forum, Giovanni the online wandering Jew started his own forum due to not being accepted on other forums.
by fartso55 April 14, 2017
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Pandoring

The act of listening to songs on Pandora.com, a popular website that links you to songs that are similar to songs/artists that you like.
Girl 1: Sorry for being late. I lost track of time while pandoring.

Guy 1: I was supposed to pick up my wife from the airport yesterday but I lost track of time with my girlfriend and was late.
Guy 2: How did you manage to get out of that?
Guy 1: I told her I was pandoring for a little too long.
by ketchupgoddess April 18, 2009
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pandersnatch

A riff on "bandersnatch," rom Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll. Also, variously, a band, an Ed McBain novel, a satirical e-journal, etc.
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!
by buce September 5, 2005
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Bag Wandering

Verb- The time while eating out of a bag (chips,pretzels,etc) when one wanders aimlessly around the bag with their hands to find the biggest/best item.
E-man - Dude, u better not be bag wandering with that hand u just scratched ur nuts with.
Dee - aight my bad
by I Just itched my nuts May 31, 2007
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ponderinged

the act of having been pondered about in a derogatory sense
you were ponderinged
by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008
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pondering the orb

A reference to goofy wizards who would sit for hours gazing upon an inanimate object, likely an orb. The phrase "pondering the orb" has emerged as common slag used to refer to someone doing something pretentiously important.
I am coming at your place. You better not be *pondering the orb*
by Obamium69420 November 23, 2021
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parkering

When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'
"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"
by YellowStoned November 26, 2016
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