Panda

The Female Reproductive System

keep your panda clean.

by pandas are terrible February 24, 2011

Panda

A cute chubby girl, one that is a bit more overweight than you would usually fuck, but she's kinda got an adorable quality that makes you say "yeah, I just might"

I was at the bar last night & this Panda hollered at me. I was about to just head home, but the way she was smiling at me with that extra cleavage & I just had to buy her a drink.

by TopR Holiday October 4, 2010

Panda

A slang term for genetal herpes. Looks cute and cuddly on the outside but the herpes is mean and vicious

I slept with thishot chick last week, but the bitch gave me the panda

by x_hunter_x March 2, 2011

Panda

Derivative of the fast-food chain "Panda Express"

Quite literally means to be a mess

Oi Colin, go have a shower, u look a right Panda

by Fabreze February 5, 2005

panda

a panda is when you get punched in the eye and it goes black and so you look like an endangered asian black and white bear.

"did you see suzie's face after last nights party? her boyfriend gave her the panda of her life coz he was drunk off his tits"

by filthy gee January 1, 2006

Panda

When you suggest that your girlfriend wears loads of eyemakeup, then get them to give you a blowjob. Whilst they are there, grab their head and pull them inhem til they gag and the tears stream down their face- making the makeup run, and them look like a Panda.

''She's not talking to me again''
''Why this time?''
''I gave her a serious Panda last night''

by Ting Ting Panda King November 4, 2009

panda

Originally derived from the South Park episode starring 'Sexual Harassment Panda' circa 2000/2001. The term panda refers to someone, usually with ginger hair, who is rejected by many but accepted by few. Panda is an abbreviation for 'Sexual Harassment Gay Ginger Panda' which exploded onto the school scene in 2001.

Hey panda! Shut the fuck up!

by LazyJ June 19, 2006