morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.

Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.

by Otter91 November 20, 2022

cum pastry

Cum Pastry
Always a person who has a genetic build of a think, but is muscular as well. Calling them a top or a switch, definitely isn’t correct, as they are a more “defined” think.

Guy 1: Dude look at that twink over there!
Guy 2: Hey, that’s Lesyk, he isn’t a twink, he’s a Cum Pastry
Guy 1: What’s the diff?
Guy2: Just a buff twink who isn’t big enough to seem like a top, or even a switch

by Keysterglen February 15, 2022

Pastry

Donna dalle grandi qualità, ammirata per la sua dolcezza

Aristotele:"Lo scopo del lavoro è quello di guadagnarsi il tempo libero per venerare la Pastry"

by ilsorrisodellaPastry May 21, 2021

frosting the pastry

1) Oral sex in Kansas.
2) The act of applying cake frosting to one's own ass.

"Those two dykes must be tired after frosting the pastry all night."

by Hung-Lo May 1, 2003

Zombie Pastry

Zombie Pastry is a nickname for Twisted Cosmo from Dandy's World

"Hey is that Zombie Pastry (Twisted Cosmo)"

by Palmpuff February 6, 2025

double baked pastry

i hope this goes hard... feel free to ctrl + c and ctrl + v

hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024

Pastry princess

An effeminate male rapper who loves his mom and still lives at home.

This pastry princess Nae has no rizz, he just ordered a giant chicken nugget.

by Jal42069 January 14, 2023