Pumpkin Spice Latte 

The only thing white girls can even.

Starbucks is out of the pumpkin spice latte. I literally can't even.

Pumpkin Spice Latte by Fradoodlecaking awesomeness September 30, 2017

pumpkin soup

meaning cheap. Pumpkin soup being the tin most likely to be donated to raffles and food drives for the homeless.

that girl's like pumpkin soup, neglected, unused, and cheap.

pumpkin soup by Jackjack February 21, 2008

pumpkin pounder 

Any person who prefers intercourse with a red head.

John - What is with Joe? He's really hitting on that red head.

Jim - Don't act so surprised, you know he's a pumpkin pounder at heart.

pumpkin pounder by beermewow April 17, 2014

pumpkin fucker 

One who thoroughly enjoys and engages in the activity of fucking pumpkins.

"I just saw Toby carve a hole in that pumpkin and stick his penis inside. What a pumpkin fucker"

pumpkin fucker by spoonlicker July 31, 2005

pumpkin snatch 

When a puss is fucked so hard that it is swollen like a pumpkin

After the gang-bang josie had pumpkin snatch

pumpkin snatch by james smithmyer April 7, 2008

pumpkin buzzard 

something to call your daughter if she’s a baker.

don’t cry you pumpkin buzzard.

pumpkin buzzard by youareapumkimbuzzard December 27, 2021

pumpkin dick 

1. A penis that is on the shorter side but has so much girth that it has the ability to cause women intese pleasure and/or pain

2. A penis with so much girth that during oral sex a woman has a hard time fitting it in her mouth

1. Kori: So have you and Chris done it yet?
Shannon: Yeah and let me tell you he's kinda short but I had the best orgasm of my life
Kori: He knows how to work it, doesn't he?
Shannon: He has got the best pumpkin dick I've ever seen and had. I couldn't walk right all day!

2. I wanted to give him head last night but he had a pumpkin dick that made it impossible.

pumpkin dick by Pocket Change November 18, 2011