Poseidons Kiss

When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.

Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss

by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019

posiedons kiss

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole

I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved

by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017

Poseidown

When a professional swimmer is drowning. Poseidon resembles the king of the sea and is not supposed to drown.

Micheal Phelps is drowning. Poseidown! Poseidown!

by Wigu2209 April 10, 2019

poseidons rage

The act of receiving poseidons rage is where a male or female places there face in front of a pregnant womans vagina when her water breaks.

did you hear sally is preggers?
no way, i shotgun that poseidons rage bro

by PoonSnake July 15, 2010

Poseidons' BJ

Like Poseidons' kiss but worse, it's when a dick dips into toilet water.

Dude, your toilet water is way too high! I got Poseidons' BJ, not cool.

by HuskyDuder May 11, 2018

Posiedon's kiss

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.

Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch

by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018

posiedons powder

Cocaine

I got posiedons powder for the low low

by Thecoolestkidinschool May 31, 2019