A sexual maneuver performed by two subjects. The first subject places themselves on the bed with face, hands, and knees down, and buttocks high in the air. The second subject places cocaine on the sphincter of the first subject. The first subject then attempts to fart while the second subject is inhaling the aforementioned cocaine.
So it cost $20 more for the hooker to agree to the portuguese snowblower. I don't know what she had for breakfast, but it didn't mix well with the blow.
by eatdirtfartdust January 16, 2009
When a woman's moustache is so long and curved downwards that it reaches her cheeks. It gives the image of a set of sideburns.
by VinegarStrokes April 23, 2009
by wideopendetroit February 19, 2007
After anal or vaginal sex you ejaculate and poop in a roll of bread and the girl eats it.Which makes it a Portuguese Roll
by Darren Kanica December 10, 2008
by ~baxter December 06, 2008
Wife: Baby why are you resting your arse cheeks on my breasts.
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast
by dobberdaw May 21, 2009
Dude 1: bruh I bet you, you won't have a Portuguese wheelchair orgy with me and the neighborhood thots
Dude 2: oh hell no, most of them have crabs
Dude 2: oh hell no, most of them have crabs
by I'mThaNigga December 19, 2016