Droid Pleasure

1. Application on an Android, or Droid cell phone.
2. Vibrates continually.

1. Can we play with the Droid Pleasure tonight instead?
2. I really like the Droid Pleasure, it's so much better use.

by 6lo9ver December 25, 2010

self pleasurer

A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.

"Oh that self pleasurer called Savraj was a charmer," Said Henry.

by Master Bates 1000 April 24, 2016

Pleasure Provider

The more businesslike and dignified term for whore, prostitute, or trick. One who provides pleasure for a price.

Aeriq: Ay ho, get your ass over here!
Lacey: Hey don't be callin' me a ho.
Aeriq: That's what you are though.
Lacey: I know, but I like to be called a Pleasure Provider. It's less harsh..
Aeriq: Aight..

by lacefrogface January 31, 2009

Pleasure Nazi

A bitter asshole who creates arbitrary rules or makes it unnecessarily impossible for anyone else to enjoy things just because he doesn't want them to.

@EureekaHavoc: You don't fool me, iPhone 5. I know your internet servers don't allow us to watch any porns, you goddamn Pleasure Nazi.

by Word_Nazi September 12, 2012

business with pleasure

A girl who is capable of satisfying you while staying professional

Jan is such a business with pleasure!

by Catholicism November 27, 2015

Pleasure Vortex

The act of attaching dildos to your head, hands, and ass and pleasuring five girls at one time. It is done by moving the hips back and forth imitating a cymbal monkey and bobbing your head up and down. Often common in Scottish orgies.

"Scottish voice" Dude last night was so crazy! I performed the pleasure vortex on my sister and her four friends

Shit man you're a legend!

by geniusman69 April 25, 2022

Pleasure Pipe

Penis, cock, phallus

Why does Andre always have to brag about how long his pleasure pipe is?

by TheCaptainiscalling March 06, 2012