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Platypus

A woman who's vagina moves mountains. Also known as a Platinum Pussy
Whoa look at that hot chick in that Lambo, Bet she has a Platypus.
by TheGoat0630 December 22, 2018
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perry the platypus day part 2

If somesaid to search this then they like you but are too shy to say to your face
"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"
by Not_drunk74 January 16, 2021
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Platypus

In Australia, the platypus is at risk of extinction, not actually extinct, but a Protected Species and can't be touched. Some people in the Australian workforce fuck-up lots of times and management always turns a "blind-eye"! We refer to those incompetent people as a Platypus! They are a Protected Species!
Worker A; "I see xxxx has just come out of a meeting after his/her sixth incident in three months and still employed!
Worker B; "Platypus!"
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
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Platypus

Perr~er, no, Peter the platypus is a platypus, except with more vibrant colors and he's got blue fur.
He battles an evil, uh, (what is he a giraffe? look at his head~) he battles a giraffe named Doozlesquirt (I don't even know how to spell his name in the first place, so it's fine.) Doozlesquirt always seems to lose 'cause he feels the need to put a self-destruct button on everything due to his extreme lack of intelligence.
Person 1:

"Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot,
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say-a-a-ay"

Perry de Platypus: "rawr"

Person 2: drops to the ground
by welcome to flordia December 23, 2019
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Platypus

A metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus

Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
by Thyrsus May 30, 2020
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baby platypus addiction

defined as ones addiction to baby platypus

used as "i have a baby platypus addiction
by SMart@ss101 May 30, 2023
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