Afro-Philadelphian

A person of African ancestry or descent who resides, or has resided, for a length of time in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. An implication of a hard life, or coming up in the struggle in one or both places is implied.

Term coined by Roots MC 'Black Thought' during a segment on 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon'.

"Things might be difficult, but I'm an Afro-Philadelphian. I'll survive it."

by Mr. Fivendime June 25, 2009

Sexual Philanthropist

Diplomatic way of calling an individual a slut.

Alcohol makes me quite the sexual philanthropist.

by Pseudo-Serendipity October 31, 2013

sexually philanthropic

Attending to your sexual partner's needs like they are a starving Ethiopian child.

Butt stuff is very sexually philanthropic because it makes my boyfriend feel good, but I don't particularly enjoy it.

Sexual philanthropy is a great way to give back to the community.

by sexualjumanji December 21, 2016

The Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.

I met Tom at the museum running up the Rocky steps. After The Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room we became very good friends.

by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022

philanthrolatio

What some people who give large sums of money expect from their charities.

Mr. Big Bucks gave his prep school so much money, the headmaster practically gave him philanthrolatio in public.

by flyingdog January 22, 2012

Philadelphia Sinkhole

A Philadelphia sinkhole occurs when a person has been anally penetrated repeatedly, and their taint has been enlarged, revealing a swirling mess of shit and cum, resembling a sinkhole.

Dude I'm not gay, a couple of my bros just Philadelphia sinkholed me.

by jrjrjr May 16, 2015

Philadelphia

A spectacularly beautiful, spectacularly mismanaged city whose high point came in the 18th century when it was the center of the American revolution's planning and execution. Having fostered the creation of the modern world, Philadelphia retired from the scene. The nickname Philly,' the 'blue-collar' sobriquiet, the cheesesteaks-and-scrapple rep, the sports losers mythology - all dross, all amusements for a frivolous era. Philadelphia is an old, serene snake coiled atop her rocky Main Line, an ambitionless city with old blood, old sins and old soul.

What outsiders never understand is that Philadelphia doesn't care. NYC's enormity, DC's power, Boston's ego, LA's glitter, Chicago's brawn - Philadelphia just doesn't care about any of it. She is the ultimate insider town.

by Callowhill December 28, 2005