Patrouppi

I person who thinks he can sell clinical software but really can't. Someone who terms the acronym WFH as "Working From Hammock".

I'll see you after vacation Patrouppi.

by Frank Barron October 16, 2008

Pedro Dip

When you open a new tin of chew, and you look inside and see it's not completely filled up, the empty space is where the Mexican worker at the factory took a dip.

"I just got a new tin of cope, Pedro took a fuckin hammer this time, look at the size of that Pedro Dip!"

by Goosenhagen May 4, 2010

Pedronism

One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.

Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "

by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014

suisare patrol

A peace officer serving the duty of responding to noise complaints. Best known for breaking up suisares.

It's 12:30 AM on a Monday. The next door neighbor's suisare is still going strong. That's it, I'm calling the suisare patrol.

by annoyed November 3, 2004

dick patrol

A gang led by Beth Thomas

"Hey look there's Beth Thomas.. The dick patrol aka ittie bittie tittie club mustn't be far behind"

by Yoman11 March 15, 2014

vote for pedro

Reference to the cult classic movie "Napoleon Dynamite". Pedro, a quiet Mexican immigrant kid, is running for high school student body president. As part of his campaign, he distributes T-shits with "Vote for Pedro" printed accross the front.

Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

by Tronno February 8, 2005

Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)

Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."

by J-Breeze August 12, 2006