Pocket pervs

This is code word used when playing texas holdem' poker. Pocket pervs relates to a starting hand of two kings, hence pocket pervs.

If i can hit a king on the river my pocket pervs will become three of a kind.
Shit pocket pervs!!

by North Weezy July 29, 2008

random perv

a worthless scumbag who has no social class and pops random boners

dude did you see Nick Chester hes such a Random Perv

by Nick Chester June 11, 2006

power perving

The act of intense perving on the physical attributes of girls whilst out. This activity is usually practised over a short period of time due extenuating circumstances (such as girlfriend in loo) or eye strain and thus subtly is often disregarded.

I had to visit the optician as I strained my eye power perving.

I'll come out for one and get in some power perving.

by Adam T Murray June 17, 2007

facebook perve

A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.

Bill- Man, I caught Blake reading my wall to wall with Natasha.
John- What a facebook perve!

by colin magee January 15, 2008

perv twin

two people that think the exact pervy thoughts at the same time. form a friendship with there dirty thoughts

two people typing "owww thats sexy" at the same time.. You must be my perv twin....

by taperjeangirl8 tranion10 September 26, 2010

Sleep-perving

Like sleep-walking but more gropey, usually when the sleep-perver pretends to be asleep so they can be near to grope you.

Did you see Tommy last night? He was totally sleep-perving on her!

by Cordelia Carp-fest June 24, 2010

caught in the perve

When you're checking out a hot girl and she was totally expecting it, so you quickly look away, but at this point its too late.. cos its blindingly obvious you were caught in the perve.

It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.

dude: mate, check out the girl over there!
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve

innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010