by theguywhoistheguy August 28, 2013
by starsofjars August 28, 2013
Joe: Gay marriage must remain illegal!
Jim: Why?
Joe: Because...it must! I am a patriot! I must defend my country's sacredness and the rights of the American people!
Jim: But is gay marriage really that damaging? And aren't you taking away people's rights by opposing gay marriage?
Joe: Well...um...you did read that study, didn't you?
Jim: What study?
Joe: You know...that one...a while back...that proved that gay marriage is evil?
Jim: How did they prove it? What were their methods?
Joe: Well...um...they...did a bunch of...um...statistics, and....
Jim: ...There is no such study, is there?
Joe: Well...um...not exactly...
Jim: So...why do you oppose gay marriage?
Joe: Well...um...because all of my friends are opposed to gay marriage, so I'm going to oppose it too!
Jim: (facepalm)
Jim: Why?
Joe: Because...it must! I am a patriot! I must defend my country's sacredness and the rights of the American people!
Jim: But is gay marriage really that damaging? And aren't you taking away people's rights by opposing gay marriage?
Joe: Well...um...you did read that study, didn't you?
Jim: What study?
Joe: You know...that one...a while back...that proved that gay marriage is evil?
Jim: How did they prove it? What were their methods?
Joe: Well...um...they...did a bunch of...um...statistics, and....
Jim: ...There is no such study, is there?
Joe: Well...um...not exactly...
Jim: So...why do you oppose gay marriage?
Joe: Well...um...because all of my friends are opposed to gay marriage, so I'm going to oppose it too!
Jim: (facepalm)
by mountaineer1987 August 05, 2011
1. Someone who merely loves his/her country and believes it is ultimately a force of good despite what others may think.
2. A term conservatives identify with enough to be able to tolerate incessant liberal whining.
3. A term many liberals will whine about.
4. A term conservatives will abuse, thus pissing off liberals causing them to whine more.
2. A term conservatives identify with enough to be able to tolerate incessant liberal whining.
3. A term many liberals will whine about.
4. A term conservatives will abuse, thus pissing off liberals causing them to whine more.
Far-left hippie ideological douchebag nutcase: I hate my country, it is a force of evil. I am not a patriot. Fuck America. Fuck Capatilism. Fuck patriotism.
Typical liberal: I love my country but believe it is seriously flawed and a major problem in the world.
Typical conservative: I love my country and believe it is ultimtely a force of good in the world.
Far-right facist psychopath: I love my country so much that other countries should do as we say or die.
Typical liberal: I love my country but believe it is seriously flawed and a major problem in the world.
Typical conservative: I love my country and believe it is ultimtely a force of good in the world.
Far-right facist psychopath: I love my country so much that other countries should do as we say or die.
by UziSuicide101 September 14, 2009
when your doing a girl in the butt, punch her in the back and bust on it...bruise is blue, blood is red, and bust is white
by pat May 06, 2004
having pride in your country's leaders and not questioning every decision that they make like liberal bastards
by the real patriot January 28, 2009