Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.

OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)

by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009

Post-parking regret

The feeling one gets when a parking space, or multitude thereof, much closer to the destination than the one used is discovered. Usually followed by a logistical debate over the decision to move the car into one of the superior spaces.

"Hey, there's a crapload of spaces over there!"
"Aww, that's some serious post-parking regret."

by Hbriz November 2, 2011

wyatt perkins

Wyatt Perkins is a name you recieve at birth if you have the potential to kick Chuck Norris's ass.

Chuck Norris is beating up that old lady. Call Wyatt Perkins!

by Michael Wadell November 3, 2013

Car parking

The process of driving around late at night as a teenager with other people moving between car parks because you have absolutely nothing else to do.

"Hey bro lets go out with jenny and molly tonight, they want to see us!"

"No, I am not going car parking again just because you fancy molly"

by JMPdictionary October 19, 2018

vector perkins

vector perkins is an absolute unit from the first despicable me movie and is the creator of direction and magnitude. his catch phrase is "ooh yeahh ". he is most notable for his orange jumpsuit, stealing the pyramid of Giza and the moon.

hey have you heard of vector perkins. vector perkins is so hot . i want to cosplay as vector perkins

by Epic fortniter October 5, 2019

cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv

I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv

by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020

South Parkish

South Parkish, a term referring to the popular adult animated show “South Park”. This term is used to describe something as obscene, sexual, and all around unsettling.

Guy 1: Your mom is a dirty slut.
Guy 2: How South Parkish of you to say that

by Confused Conundrum August 1, 2021