Posterior pal

A butt buddy with whom you have had formal affairs with.

I would like to introduce you to my fine colleague and posterior pal Bob.

by СукаБлять June 16, 2018

Post It Pal

One with whom you have an inside joke in which everyday office supplies are used to coordinate and arrange for the execution of sexual acts which may include, but are not limited to, bus riding and cupcaking.

That girl has 3 post it pals.

Clair and Jeff are the office post it pals.

Mom why do you have so many post it pals?

by tennkenn January 26, 2011

Part Time Pal

Those best friends who decide that it's okay to disappear for months at a time and not speak to you, only to come back as if they never left asking for a favour!

John: "I haven't heard from Peter for a while"
Mikey: "Yeah, he's such a part time pal"
Peter: "Hey guys I haven't seen you in 3 months can I borrow £300?"

by MCgiggity December 10, 2011

Deployment Pal

Having a Deployment Pal occurs when, a person get deployed due to miltary service. While he/she is away, a certain non-close friend will talk to them throughout the deployment, and will make plans and what not. When the person gets home from his/her deployment. Their pal has no intentions of fullfilling said plans.

Mark: Hey Jenny I'm home from iraq! Finally! Now lets go and do all that cool shit we planned!

Jenny: Mark i cant tonight i'm busy.

Mark: But i thought you said you were excited for me to come home, and wanted to hang out and shit? What are you busy with?

Jenny: I cant Mark, I'm just to busy

Mark: What a Deployment Pal bitch!

by Awesome Oh April 28, 2009

playground pal

a pedo who hangs around schools to get the lil kidnergardeners

dude your old math teacher is a total playground pal

by JJJJJM March 13, 2011

side pal

A friend that you don’t want others to know is a friend. Much like a side chick.

Arnie I’m sorry you can’t come to the movies with Ken and I. He is a real pal and you’re just a side pal. He might not want to hang if he knows we are friends.

by Arnie “Fuckboi” Gomez October 9, 2020

Modern Day Pen pal

Two people who exchange constant communication via text and social media but never see each other in real life. Similar to the penpals back in the day who would write and send letters in the mail to each other from different countries yet never meet.

Amy: girl, i see Mikey always in ya comments! are y’all hanging out?

Cassidy: nah sis, he just wanna be a modern day pen pal. Never want to come out my messages and step into real life

by Rawrashley99 January 6, 2020