D.A.P.S

Dry Angry Pussy Syndrome is a common condition women get when their partner has done something to hurt or upset them. This could range from forgetting to tell them they look beautiful when they get dolled up to not answering their texts within seconds when they reach out to you. DAPS can come on at any moment and it can last minutes to hours to months. It all depends on the severity of the infraction.

Friend 1 - Hey Man. You want to go catch the game tonight and have a couple of pints.
Friend 2 - I can't man. Sheena has a case of the D.A.P.S and it's making me as miserable as her.
Friend 1 - Good luck with that. Those D.A.P.S can be a Mofo!!

by Big Daddy Clambake June 4, 2018

M.E.E.P.S.

Noun - massive estrogen exhibiting psychotic symptoms.

Verb - "to MEEP out"

What's wrong with Jane? Why is she being such a bitch? Oh, she's just got a raging case of the M.E.E.P.S.

Check out that bitch over there. She's totally meeping out.

by LAgolightly December 5, 2009

F.L.A.P.S

Fat Lard Ass Piece of Shit. Other wise known as a stradley.

Person a: how long does it take that fucker to get us some ammo?

Person b: It could be all day, F.L.A.P.S. is takeing his time again!

Person a: Fucking FLAPS!!

by dirtyrottenscoundrel53 November 9, 2008

Three P's

Pussy, Plate of food, and a Place to stay. The only things a man really needs. Usually a stupid lonely woman can provide these things at her own expense.

Lonely Woman: "It's alright. He'll get a job soon. I'm just helping him out until his consulting business gets off the ground."

Savvy Friend: "Don't even kid yourself, girl. All he wants is the Three P's"

by Cor-dog April 3, 2009

Skittle E P's

1 pint of vodka with 60 skittles and 1 ecstasy tablet mixed in

dude i drank way too many skittle E P's last night

by Fletcher W February 20, 2009

B.P.S.

Big Pussy Syndrome. When training gets hard, some people will push through, making them stronger. Unfortunately, most people exhibit BPS by finding reasons not to train hard. This is very common in cycling, as skinny roadies unaccustomed to actual muscle fatigue, will claim they are "over trained" and need a week off, rather than training hard and letting their bodies adapt to the new stress level.

Tim: "I gave up squats because it made my legs too weak for cycling."

Quinn: "B.P.S."

Joe: "My schedule calls for a coffee ride today."
Quinn: "B.P.S."

Phil: "I'm a little fatigued from my Seattle flight... gonna take it easy today."
Quinn: "B.P.S."

by Rocky4 April 28, 2014

g.p's

g.p's is an acronym which stands for granny panies.
and if you don't know what granny panies are than you have two options, #1 look it up on the urban dictionary or #2 go through your grandma's drawers, im 100% you'll find one there!

-yo check out her g.p's they're puffing out of her pants like a parachute!

-hey man,i think she's ready to go sky diving!

by michelle phillips January 3, 2008