A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen
yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle
by Wiseboy March 21, 2008
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lose my nut

To have a great day and enjoy yourself.
Hi, how are you?
Oh you know, imma lose my nut
by BiggerDickDaddy July 02, 2018
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Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.
“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”
by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022
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Korean slang used by the front wall stocker at gardners supermarket.
Ahhhh Peyton, Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh
by Getwhatyouneed69 January 20, 2022
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crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.
Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!
by Sidestep ni99er May 04, 2017
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Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.
That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.
by TORQUEDENUTS March 02, 2020
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On My Nuts

When Bird tries to reveal that she’s a man which also reveals that Dark was gay this entire time.
by RealDark June 23, 2021
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