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If u are dead, Logan Paul will find ur body and make a video laughing at u! Sounds like fun!
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I accidentally hung myself and i woke up in a hospital with everyone thinking it was a suicide attempt. Now everyone i loved is gone and my past life and dreams are dead.
by Curtis_Robert September 12, 2011
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Dead

1. When you're friend drinks way too much blacks, and then passes out.
He's dead
by Josh Nalsbeem August 20, 2017
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not dead

Kid 1: Is he alive ?
Kid 2: Don't worry he is not dead.
by Pasta La Vista January 12, 2019
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Deaded

Referring to someone being robbed of something; usually an object.
Friend A: Can I see your pencil?
Friend B: No, I'm using it.
Friend A snatches pencil from Friend B
Friend C: Ha! You just got deaded for your pencil!
by Teddii Bear January 16, 2009
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1) to no longer breathe, have a pulse, or being unable to continue to be alive.
2) refering to something that is no longer cool or good. Or that has never been.
3) in trouble, started as an exaggeration but now is completely literal
4) electronic that no longer works
5) anything that no longer works or is broken
6) anything that you can't figure out how to use and you want to blame the thing
1) My dog is dead
2) I wish I hadn't gone, that was so dead.
3) When my girlfriend finds out I'm gonna be so dead.
4) My phone is dead.
5) Dude, my hand died!
6) Dammit I hate my laptop it is totally dead!
by jmuhahaha March 13, 2008
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A verb meaning to act in an angry, hateful, resentful and/or uptight way.

Can also be used when the speaker perceives the individual to be acting this way.

Forms are: dead, dead·ing

***Note that this is THE VERY WORD that founded 'The Joke'.
Mr. Burgio: GUYS COULD YOU PLEASE QUIET DOWN I'M TRYING TO TEACH HERE. IF YOU WANT TO TALK I WILL SEND YOU DOWN TO THE OFFICE AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

Phil: Jesus, don't dead.
by JoyBoy November 13, 2012
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