Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time

" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"

by lilpea May 29, 2016

Meal of joy

A mix of various cereals (and milk), often microwaved. Quite tasty.

Fred: What cha' eating?
Josie: Meal of Joy. It's a mix of Weet-bix, Muesli and I think cornflakes.
Fred: Looks gross...
Josie: The key ingredient is a 60 second microwave treatment.

by Bo Zo Bo Zo January 21, 2010

meal pack

a twenty four ounce can of beer and a BC Powder taken at the same time to take the edge off.

After the strenuous day at work I stopped at the gas station and picked up a meal pack to ease my pain.

by Ben March 24, 2005

monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.

Yo dig! wana monkey meal?

by mida moo November 21, 2007

meal plan

An expensive item you have to buy in order to eat at the shitty dining halls at your college/university.

Person 1: dude, i forgot to buy a meal plan. I can't afford to buy ramen noodles
Person 2: You can still purchase a meal plan for $3,000.
Person 1: Fuck that!

by Dr. g December 7, 2014

having a meal

A euphemism for oral sex performed on women.
Another way of saying "eating out".

Guy #1: Hey, where's Roy?
Guy #2: He's with is girlfriend.
Guy #1: Doing what?
Guy #2: Having a meal, so to speak.
Guy #1: Oh. Props to him!

by roxasfair March 7, 2010

fourth meal

Going to your bitches house for some late night/early morning action. The sex is generally anal, but there are other items on the menu.

Ellis went over to Amandas for some fourth meal tonight.

by J-Easy November 4, 2006