captain obvious

When someone says something so obvious, they never needed to say it in the first place.

Derf MacGuergan: "Shoes are tied in loops."
Andrew King: "Thank you Captain Obvious!!!!!!"

by A. King. April 1, 2005

Stating the Obvious

When you point out concepts that only retarded people don't have the ability to grasp, or foolishly don't want to..

Person 1: Omg, why are you so butt-ugly???
Person 2: My parents.
Person 1: thanks for stating the obvious.

by OlgaPatacky March 8, 2012

Thank you, Caption Obvious

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014

Obvislol

The act of laughing out loud at something that is plainly obvious.

Bea: I suck at creating hybrid words.

Andrew: .......Obvislol

by AnuXis July 28, 2011

Obvios

Discernment to understand without having to understand or see anything.
Having the moxy to be candidly honest when they don’t understand.
Understanding while the obvios is having the moxy or balls to protect the truth.

When he heard what happened he knew it was obvios the truth was not being told.
While his friends talked about the tragedy he knew it was obvios they did not understand what was really happening.
Just knowing what happened he knew it was obvios he had to show them the truth.

by Batshitmad October 14, 2023

No shit captain obvious

A combination of the phrase “No shit Sherlock” (reply to a person stating the obvious) and the title “Captain obvious” (title given to a person stating the obvious).

p.o.v: Person explains the term “No shit captain obvious”
response: “No shit captain obvious”

by Frameton December 24, 2021

master of the obvious

An individual who constantly repeats previously stated information, thus subtracting value from the original statement.

Chris Rock's companion in the movie pootie-tang, during the scene where Chris Rock is conveying how ridiculously exclusive Biggy Shorty's parties are is a good example of master of the obvious.

by Mac Barber September 2, 2003