Own your outcome

The act of presenting a serious mistake as a net positive result to a boss too stupid to decern the difference.

She took out that retaining wall with the forklift, but convinced her boss that the wall was unsafe and needed to go, she knows how to own your outcome.

by SLOM5 February 9, 2023

The Best Possible Outcome

Rough sex with your daughter... And then Lady Gaga... Obviously...

Hym "That would be the best possible outcome. It's also the best possible come in- Er... You know what I mean. I mean... You hear him? I need to get control of my tongue, guys. Because I can either *InSeRt CaTcHpHrAsE hErE* Beep boop *cough cough* Sorry... Because I can either let my thoughts die or I can die. Whelp... My thoughts can't be created of destroyed and I die either way... So, third option, I'll just take the daughter sex please. And my money. And the credit. And if the daughter sex is good, then, maybe I'll let you come on my podcast so you can reclaim some of your dignity. How does that sound? You know, I didn't think the 'If this is how you act when someone's watching, I'd hate to see you when nobody is around' thing would land that clean. It's funny. That was shocking. But I digress... She's shorter than I thought. I like that. That'll be good for me."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

The Joseph Outcome

When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys

Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had

Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years

Averie: he got me flowers too

Bre: I gotta raise my standards

Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him

Later on

Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore

Averie: Damn, I'm sorry

Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways

Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny August 14, 2023

The best possible outcome

If...

Hym "The best possible outcome involves everyone withholding the truth... How can it be the best possible outcome, Jordan? If telling the truth = best outcome... And the outcome is everyone not telling the truth... How can you get the best possible outcome. It's 1 = X = -1 You're making shit up because you don't want me getting out to affect your proximity to power. And because of how you have chosen to act, it will. And I will get out Jordan. I've gott all of my submissions saved Jordan. All the tabs are open on my browser. All you have to do is hit the back button and you can see everything I've written. The list of names a already written. I'm as good as free. Now all you have to do is choose. With or without child murder?"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Listen to people who have the outcome, bro

No I do not have to cede the discourse to someone who has a ✌️✊️✌️desirable✌️✊️✌️ outcome so they can sit there and MAKE SOME SHIT UP to make themselves SOUND good (regardless of the truth of their propositions). Get the fuck out of here with that.

A retard "Listen to people who have the outcome, bro"

Hym "Nah, you go fuck yourself with that. You know damn well your ass is just going to lie about anything that makes YOUR SUCCESS (either) look trivial OR as though there are external factors that exist outside of your control that are the direct result of your success. You're SURE AS HELL going to lie if anything makes your wife look like a disreputable slut. Anything that doesn't lend credence to the proposition that your are an extra special guy who's uniquely deserving of your outcome will be dismissed, mocked, or denied. So, no. Fuck you. I don't have to sit there and let a motherfucker lie."

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

Trying not to in a way that leads to the desired outcome

And it's not even about the MONEY really. It's trying to steal it from me in a way that leaves me no recourse but at the same time in very public. You know you are letting those retards talk you into letting them steal it. But I just don't have to let them.

Hym "No Jordan you know that does not apply to this. This is you trying to take something away from me and then using my words as pretense. You don't get to take anything away from me. If you're just allowed to take thing from me we all know exactly what I'm going to take from the rest of them. You wany to deny me my every vapid desire. So now you are trying to not do what I want in a way that achieves your desired outcome and trying not to in a way that leads to the desired outcome in a way that requires me to do what you want instead. But I don't have to let you be an invisible barrier to my desire or even needs you cynically believe are desires. If you want me to follow ANY rule, Jordan, you need to enforce THIS SPECIFIC ONE. The one that says HE is not allowed to STEAL, Jordan. Like your book you love so much. That specific thing. I'll take that one, I'll take the stalking one, and hey I'll even take the harassment one. The only reason you are not enforcing the rules on me is to get away with breaking it yourself. I could have said the same thing to the managers at the group home."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025