Portugese Omlet

gross. super fetish. when one takes the act of making an omlet, a perfectly good omlet. a smuthering it in shit and lick it with your lover. then you proceed to eat it off her poontang. or you could "tonuge punch the fart box" with it.

man1........my wife wants me to give her a portugese omlet.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.

by i<3omlets that are portugeuse. August 18, 2010

omlwd

Oh My Lawd

omlwd! did you see that concert last night? it was awesome!

by Sarahhh_BBLOVEBUG October 12, 2008

Omlet Face Mask

When Someone Pisses And Cums All Over Someone's Face

Bro Did You See That Omlet Face Mask That Jack Gave Katie
Yeah I Did

by SMARTBOYYYY August 29, 2022

Sexy Omlette

A collection of friends/loved ones in a cosy situation, possibly writhing around and definitely cuddling. Actual sex optional.

See also Incesty Omlette.

Lets all get on the money rug and have a Sexy Omlette.

by Cicisi January 7, 2014

OMLG

Oh My Lack of God

or

My Lack of God

Used by atheists and agnostics alike to dictate a semantic parallel of the more common omg; the latter being unfit to their beliefs.

Origins: The phrase is first referenced in an episode of Monty Python and the Flying Circus.

Desk Clerk: Trostky! My lack of God (OMLG)! It's Trotsky! -Monty Python and the Flying Circus

by Saint Scallion August 2, 2010

tokyo omlette

tokyo chick puts scrambled eggs in a turky baster and squirts them up her ass, then shits em out on the japan steak house table and cooks em up for you.

yum lets get a tokyo omlette oh yeah

by xdementia August 28, 2007

omlg

Oh My Lack of God.

Very useful for Atheists, to whom omg is very unfitting.

I, an Atheist, invented this for use of all Atheists.

Spread it far and wide!

It's actually pretty straightforward. Instead of using omg, use omlg.

by James Barnes October 23, 2007