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old man shuffle

The slow shuffle that a hungover man takes while walking to the car to play golf.
When Andrew started his old man shuffle to the car, Joel remarked: "Look at him, he's so old."
by Youngmanshuffle August 2, 2007
mugGet the old man shufflemug.

old man skown

A very old man who walks the corridors of the Howe Center. He is one hundred and five years old and fought in many wars. Enjoys saying "etc. like that"
"The exam will consist of the 4 p's etc. like that"-Old Man Skown
by Kevin Swartz February 4, 2008
mugGet the old man skownmug.

old man rotor

An old bastard that sits in an IRC programming channel, harping about the days of yore, and bans you if you're not an old, stuffy shitpile like him. See also: old.
Hay old man rotor, you're fuckin old.
by skybot May 28, 2009
mugGet the old man rotormug.

old man and the sea

A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish he's ever seen. They say there are refernces to Christ in it.
Old Man and the Sea was a pretty fucking good book
by Fox of the field December 12, 2008
mugGet the old man and the seamug.

old man's eyebrows

When a girl (or guy) is giving you a blowjob and you pull out of their mouth and go all over their eyebrows.
Cam gave his grandpa the old man's eyebrows, just after recieving the cucumber slumber.
by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 5, 2006
mugGet the old man's eyebrowsmug.

Old Man Ding

Old Man Ding is a paper-and-pencil game that has been widely circulated in mainland China since the 1980s. According to the jingle, the player draws an image of an old man by combining characters and graphics (including 丁”、“⚪”、“三”、“四”, etc.). There are various versions of the jingle due to different regions, and the first sentence of the game is mostly named after the nose drawn by "an old man Ding".
by antongjun April 27, 2023
mugGet the Old Man Dingmug.

Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...
by yursh22 July 5, 2017
mugGet the Old Man Shivitsmug.

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