old man shuffle

The slow shuffle that a hungover man takes while walking to the car to play golf.

When Andrew started his old man shuffle to the car, Joel remarked: "Look at him, he's so old."

by Youngmanshuffle August 2, 2007

old man rotor

An old bastard that sits in an IRC programming channel, harping about the days of yore, and bans you if you're not an old, stuffy shitpile like him. See also: old.

Hay old man rotor, you're fuckin old.

by skybot May 28, 2009

old man skown

A very old man who walks the corridors of the Howe Center. He is one hundred and five years old and fought in many wars. Enjoys saying "etc. like that"

"The exam will consist of the 4 p's etc. like that"-Old Man Skown

by Kevin Swartz February 4, 2008

old man and the sea

A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish he's ever seen. They say there are refernces to Christ in it.

Old Man and the Sea was a pretty fucking good book

by Fox of the field December 12, 2008

old man's eyebrows

When a girl (or guy) is giving you a blowjob and you pull out of their mouth and go all over their eyebrows.

Cam gave his grandpa the old man's eyebrows, just after recieving the cucumber slumber.

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 5, 2006

Old man dip

When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.

Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.

by djdole July 20, 2018

Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...

by yursh22 July 5, 2017